When opening my source file causes someone’s machine to crash:

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When I catch a glimpse of the v.1 files for my current project:

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When I’m in a meeting and clearly don’t care about what’s happening:

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When I go to a meetup by myself:

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When someone starts mumbling under their breath during your presentation:

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When I design with perfectly-fitting Lorem Ipsum, but I know the real content won’t fit:

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When the PM starts every UX story with “As a UX designer,”:

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When my prototype stops working during a meeting with the Chief Executive:

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Trying to fit UX into the Agile process:

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When a UX job description requires experience with Python and Java:

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