UX REACTIONS

When something is off by 1px in production:

When someone is having a heated discussion in another row:

4pm on Sprint planning day:

Eating the absolute worst thing in the kitchen:

Startups, on paper:

When someone puts their fingers on my screen during a design review:

Getting another round of revisions from marketing:

When Fireworks freezes:

After I finish a design, before I show it to the team for feedback:

"My friend is a UX designer, and he says..."

Last minute design changes:

Any scrum meeting:

When someone's cell phone is going off loudly in another aisle:

When a developer says something is impossible:

Accidentally dialing in to the wrong video conference:

Approaching people for guerrilla usability testing:

When I see the attendee list on a meeting invite:

The creative director's personal project:

When someone says there's free food in the kitchen:

Trying to look productive:

When a usability tester figures something out after a long pause:

Launching anything:

Trying to convince everyone to leave work early and go to happy hour:

When someone says "Oh! One more thing!" at stand-up:

Releasing a new feature:

When a developer gives me UX advice:

When someone taps my chair while I have headphones in:

Must have? Nice to have?

When I spill a cup of water on my desk:

Workshops:

Team outings:

Backlog grooming:

"Can we just get a quick mock?"

When someone hovers behind your computer screen:

When a developer gives their design opinion:

When I add another color to our palette:

When I write incredibly thorough requirements and no one cares:

Going to stand-up:

When a developer questions my ability to distinguish color:

The first desk check: