When someone asks me how I “do” UX:

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When an executive needs volunteers for their pet project:

Agile training. Again.

Approaching my boss after his weekly stakeholder meeting:

When the executive with zero experience in product development lectures the team about product development:

When starting a new (re)design project:

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Trying to move a group of layers but failing due to one locked layer:

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When the team velocity drops because I keep filing style bugs:

Summer Intern Season:

When a client submits web content on paper:

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